Equiphile

Somebody who feels a deep emotional attraction to equines, and may prefer them to human companions/sexual partners. Feels compassion towards the animal, unlike Beastialists.

Person 1: "Dude, you're going back to the ranch already? You spend *all* your time there!?"
Equiphile: "What can say? I'm an equiphile"

by THE NERDY MANIAC June 23, 2018

equine embrace

A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.

Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Equipo MEH

Equipo MEH dedicates their life to adding to their sacred list, "DE GENIALE LIJST MET GENIALE DINGEN DOOR GEBIALE MENSEN". Unfortunately, their life's work was once tossed in the bin just like garbage by an anonymous person. This list, is now lost. Equipo MEH went into a long period of mourning, but eventually built up enough emotional strengh to reconstruct their master piece. The current list consist out of these terms:

1. Equipo MEH
2. MEH
3. Gradenregenboog

4. Diddo
5. Gravityfallsheidheid

6. Raar + Vreemd = Gek
7. Sjonnie
8. Nationale oorwurm dag
9. Heidheid

10. Hou vast, Houvast
11. Deprimist
12. Sjmeeft

13. Du Sjeemftlyceum

14. Naakte molrat
15. Di binini
16. Teudeleu’s

17. Aardbeving is scheet van God
18. Du guwuldugu ijst met guwuldugu dieren
19. Equipo MEH handshake
20. Du guwuldugu unuq ugundu
21. Meend Luceend Frantzeend
22. Oleend Ingeend Godeend

23. Het heilige innerlijkingsritueel
24. Miep
25. Heiligheid
26. Geenliniaal

27. Lekkerlijk
28. Mond op kont beademing

29. Poke

30. Jan de pindaman

31. Vlinda de pinda

32. Struisaap
33. Frappant

34. Au Mn hoofd
35. Zeilmoord
36. Poepedoepoepoepoe pwaaap pwaap
37. Vreemd WCeend
38.

39. Tot MEHgen
40. Noet noet Konijnenheuvel

41. Tuurs/ soors
42. Grape pig pull boat
43. Wit we wit wat
44. Meilienoekjes
45. Glip - geen dank
46. We hebben samen een 10!
47. Kom-kommer
48. Dobbelschaak
49. Juf marscheet
50. Manenbril
51. Oorwurmers

Equipo MEH: *does equipo MEH handshake*

""""Normal"""" boring people: no intiendo

by Meend June 6, 2019

sexually equipped

Being in a state of Erection or as one would put it "wet" while have necessary tools to have sexual intercourse

My boyfriend came home sexually equipped with his piper and his skeet sheet prepared to smash

by Dis_Nigga October 19, 2015

kitchen equipment

kitchen equipment is slang for a female vibrator for the purposes of sexual gratification.

i'm going to the store today to buy some clothes and some {kitchen equipment }while i'm at it.

by jinnf January 15, 2018

Military equipment fetish

The lustful act of fucking someone decked out in high speed military equipment.

She had a military equipment fetish so he fucked her with no shirt and pants on, however he had his bulletproof vest, helmet, boots and gas mask on

by Jackthift55 December 24, 2019

Vertical Circulation Equipment

A long-winded consultanty BS word meaning stairs.

Well Bob, we can certainly improve the tenant flow between floors by installing Vertical Circulation Equipment.

?

Yeah, like stairs...

by Mads1 February 16, 2020