Ethean

Probably looked up the wrong spelling, look up ETHAN for better results. If this is how you spell it, then you are a depressing low life that probably has family issues. If this is true, call 1-800-273-8255. Good day and have FUN!

Julli: WOW! That Ethean character is something else, eh?
Chris: Yeah! He's a pretty cool dude, I would crack open a cold one with him.

by Ethanolgunte14 June 6, 2017

ephebo-jeebies

pr0nunciation:
/ɛˈfi bə(ʊ) 'dʒi bɪz/ (eff-FEE-boh-GEE-bees)

noun (informal)

From the Greek “ephebophile”, meaning sexual predator;
and the Modern English “heebie jeebies”, meaning creeped out.

1. That audible shudder one gets when someone too old creeps onto someone too young for them, "To Catch a Predator" style.

2. A feeling of minor fright, anxiety, nervousness, apprehension, or "the willies", arising from an encounter with an "ephebophile".

30 year old man: "Whoa, those high school girls sure look old enough to date me. I would sure love to take them boot shopping."

Me: "...I have such a gargantuan case of the ephebo-jeebies right now."

My friends: "Inorite."

*group shudder*

by Bromofosho May 16, 2014

Ephram

The epitome of flawed perfection. Sure, he can be a douchebag, and he forgets things and can get insensitive, but doesn't everyone? He's competitive almost to a fault, and you'll definitely know when he wins, or loses for that matter. A damn sexy mofo that even if you wouldn't date him, you probably still want to fuck him.
A guy that no one really knows his sexuality, and he doesn't seem to either. Nobody really cares though, because let's be honest - everyone wants to date him. He'll date anyone and treat them like royalty - at least, until they break his heart, then bitches better be ready.

"Damn, Ephram is looking like a snacc today."

"When isn't he?"

by TheHumanBin May 24, 2018

Ephesians

The inner calm that comes from understanding and peace with the self.

We're all such pointlessly competitive tits and shits sometimes, but I've regained my Ephesians so am a happy bunny.

by The Mama with the Quan January 15, 2008

ephemera

How some psycho girls think of boys: used only for a short time.

"Hi. I'm Caroline. I like that boy. I'll add him to my list of ephemeras."

by Andy MON September 7, 2007

Ephraim

Ephraim is a boy that loves girls and their asses. Ephraim are usually called fuckboys or man whores. watch out for an Ephraim he will break your heart.

chelsea: are you and Ephraim still dating
remi: yeah he loves me so much
chelsea: so why is he kissing stephanie behind us.

by nigerianQueen15 January 27, 2019

ephed

n. The situation created by allowing a semesters worth of work to accumulate; so much so that the feat of trying to accomplish it all over the course of the midterms/finals week is deemed physically impossible.

Bobby: Hey Timmy, are you going to the bar tonight?
Timmy: Nah man, I have two papers due tuesday and wednesday on books I haven't read and a take-home final due thursday on a text-book I never bought.
Bobby: Wow, Timmy, you're ephed.

by Seriously Ephed August 28, 2008