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emo kids

Pretty much the stupidest type of person out there. If you are labeled as an emo kid, then you're screwed. They whine about everything, from the fact that their parents won't give them their old school video games, to the fact that their 56th girlfriend/boyfriend has dumped them to be with someone better. If you are an emo kid, you ARE worthless. They cry and slit their wrists over any emotional issue they are going through. They feel two emotions: Depression and Pain. Emo kids give black (the shade/colour) a bad name. They write terrible poetry in their journal or notebook, and then they paste it on some stupid site like "Vampirefreaks". Emo kids generally wear tight pants. If you are a guy, and you are not wearing a size 3 pair of girls jeans, you are probably an emo outcast (as in, you can't even hang with the other cry-babies). They also always have long bangs covering one of their eyes, in either a dark shade of brown, or black.

Emo kids act like their sadness is the end of the world. They are self centered, and believe that the fact that their relationship is over, also means that a) everybody cares and/or b) their life is over. They don't take into consideration that they live in a warm house with a family, and just how lucky they are to have that. When emo kids die from slitting their wrists, everyone cheers.

Emos are most commonly found in highschool settings.
Oh no, my girlfriend just dumped me! I don't have the will power to live anymore. I'm going to go grab my notebook and write a crappy poem so I can wallow in my own self pitty.

That boy over there who looks like a girl, is the biggest emo in the school.

Last night, I slit my wrist and then I cried because I didn't think it would hurt. I didn't think past the fact that I wanted attention.

Emo kids are the bane of my existance. If I see another emo kid, I will slit their wrists for them.
by Sadistic Joy February 6, 2007
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emo kids' anthem

The emo kid anthem can be anything that fits that particular person. It doesn't have to be "emo" like Brighteyes, but it can be screamo as well. After all, screamo is emo with a killing twist.

MCR is big with the so called "emo" kids
As well as Hawthorne Heights, as mentioned above.
Brighteyes seems to be popular for their soft melodic flowing music.
A more little known "emo" band would probably be called The Honorary Title. There's a song called "Everything I Once Had."
"February, Valentine's Day. Did my best to avoid the red cliches, so you dumped me on the subway on my way to work at nine in the morning."
Guy: Do you see the girl over there with the red streak in her hair, bangs in her eyes,and hear the soft accoustic music?
Girl: Yeah, what about her.
Guy (while whispering): She's emo. She's probably listening to the emo kids' anthem
by disco_bloodbath October 4, 2006
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emo kids

Stupid queerbaits that contradict themselves. They call everybody outside their group conformists, yet they conform to conform which means they're complete fucking hypocrites. They also wonder why nobody likes them when they're constantly depressed and no fun to be around.
emo kids: "WTF, i only got $500 for allowance this week *cries*. My life is so unfair...I'll write a song about it *cut wrists*. I can't get a girlfriend because girls just don't understand me *masturbates*"
by merschdawg April 30, 2006
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Emo kids: Whinny People in whom love to listen to emo music(music dealling with crying sad emotional feelings and such). Also they usually don't know how to smile, spend $30 a week and eyeliner and crappy clothes that their parents(that they hate soooo much) pay for. (bfor guys) they have lost their genitalia and decided to become an incestrial gay person(stereo type derived from the dinger of MCR). (girls) They think that emo is cool, mainly do it for the popularity whihc they claim they are against, usually never cut, but act like they will for the attention; they almost always wear ties(for who knows what reason, and they love to listen to crappy music.
MCR, a group of whiny untallented little pricks who are all homosexual. The lead singer of MCR made out with his BROTHER.

Emo kids: I hate my life because I lost my awesome wrist band that said "Love is gone, So I might as well leave". Now I think I must slit my wrists across.
Stupid girl: Awww don't do that I'll love you.
Emo kids:*to himself* so acting like im going to kill myself does work...
by Stephen Henkel December 28, 2005
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a group of noncomforming reformers..piant on their nails and makeup on their faces..play guitar and wright sucide notes..they don't jump around when they go to shows..
those emo kids look good in their little sister's jeans!
by william-joe December 28, 2005
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Goths that are too chicken to actually kill themselves so they just whine about how they want to.
check out those emo kids trying to slit their wrists with a plastic butter knife
by Maggie Miller October 8, 2005
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see also FAG, or QUEER.. or complainy, whiney bitch with no genitallia.

the personality of an emo queer *caugh* i mean kid, usually consists of claiming to cut yourself, but not actually doing it because your pansy ass is too afraid to. and if they come close, they scratch thier wrists with a paper clip, for attention. also, they have to complain about... well, everything! especially how much they hate thier parents, (which is bullshit) because what kind of spoiled, rotten, bitch ass guy hates their parents who buy thier rediculously tight pants for them? none of them! not to mention they have to complain aaalllll about how thier gf/bf broke thier little emo heart.

cry me a fucking river. get over it. shit happens.

and whats more with the complaining and whiney bitchetry <----(hey look a new word! bitchetry!) they are all so upset that they are so rich and have it off so well ususally, that they have to go and say OMG MY LIFE IS HOORRIIBLLE!! I DONT HAVE A NEW DODGE VIPER!! I CANT WHIPE MY ASS WITH SILK!!!

boo fucking hoo.

fuck emo kids.
emo kids: omg i bought some new tight pants today

normal dude: man. that must mean you really dont have any balls, seeing as how that should usually crush a guys genitallia if they have any

emo boy: MY MOM WOULDNT BUY ME A NEW CAR!!??! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!!!! AAAAHHH!! *runs home to rich ass family and eats lobster*
by tap3w0rm April 27, 2006
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