beer emergency

The condition in which no more beer is present for consumption.

Dude, we've got a fucking beer emergency, go collect some money from people. We need to go on a beer run immediately.

by mstrOfDisaster July 6, 2006

Emerald Sword

1. A weapon of great power.
2. The subject of Rhapsody's song, "Emerald Sword"
3. An object with the glory, the power, to win the black lord.

For the king, for the land, for the mountains, for the green valleys where dragons fly, for the glory, the power, to win the black lord, i will search for the Emerald Sword!

by Atog April 30, 2005

Emerald Isle

The great land of Ireland, known for its tranquil, dark green countryside.

From the plane, my father saw the Emerald Isle far below.

by TarkanAttila22 August 18, 2009

emerald

What villagers get when scamming you

Man this villager just gave me 1 emerald for 600 wheat,i got fucking scammed!

by IAmTheRolo July 7, 2019

State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019

emerald grass

street name for marijuana smeared in nitroglycerin (the newest club drug?)

Last time we hit that emerald grass, the whole place lit up.

Hey, you got any of that emerald grass?

Emerald grass makes your brain sizzle.

by Stuvie Phil March 14, 2007

emergency max

this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.

where is Maxime?

oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!

by Officepest December 31, 2007