He is such an egotesticle dolt!
by Angela2BPecked September 2, 2011
Get the Egotesticle mug.One who is consciously aware of a large ego and accepts and is even proud of it. Combination of egotistical and fantastic.
I made out with three dudes at the party last night and they all wanted to sleep with me. Aren't I awesome? Egotastical, I know.
by misspoet96 January 24, 2011
Get the egotastical mug.When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.
George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011
Get the Egotestical mug.by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009
Get the Egotesticle mug.People who post countless arrogant and lame status updates on FB. Often self-proclaiming that they are the "luckiest people". However, said people should eliminate their excessive time posting and more time working on relationships with their straying significant other. Duh, why else do you think he bought you that nice stuff?
ie: "My friend, the egotisticalposttwitt, has just updated her status again. When will she learn that diamonds, pearls and trips all at once mean her husband is cheatin' on her sorry ass?"
by uran8she June 9, 2011
Get the egotisticalposttwitt mug.(Egotistical) ( douchebag) A guy with balls the size of his ego- who thinks he has an unfair advantage and is a cut above everyone else
Always find egotestical guys like that in the locker room who think they are God’s gift to women
He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!
He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!
by Muby April 29, 2019
Get the Egotestical mug.1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.
2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
by banjolin October 6, 2011
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