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Eggs of Numbing Inevitability 

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.
"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"
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Eggs Danny Thomas 

From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...
Eggs Danny Thomas by kelstermcgil November 4, 2007

eggs in a nest 

When one man gently caresses (or nestles against) another man's testicles with his big bushy beard.
I bet that guy enjoys his eggs in a nest.
eggs in a nest by Snowman2017 February 9, 2017

eggs on toast 

The eggs on toast i had was better than my self -esteem
eggs on toast by Saltine Kracker November 17, 2017

Eggs Larry Levy style 

Similar to eggs Danny Thomas style but with the twist being the squatter eats St. Louis style BBQ before the act.
I heard Eggs Larry Levy style is even messier than Danny Thomas style.

Eggs Benedict 

FNAF sl night guard. I did not like the other responses.... so I figured I would stick this in here as a fnaf Easter egg if you scrolled this far.