Eat a peach

Slang term for cunnilingus, or, the oral stimulation of the female genetalia.

Or more simply, eating a girl out.

"Me and my girlfriend are gonna go home now."
"What for?"
"Well, I'm hungry, so I thought I'd go eat a peach"

by Charlie_Murphy November 1, 2007

eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.

"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."

by Ellis August 21, 2004

Eat a frank

In other words eat a penis 😂

You my nigga eat a frank

by GLLLLLTTT October 1, 2017

eat a bullet

To place a fire-arm in your mouth and fire a bullet into the back of your throat there-by ending your life.

God, I'm glad that Hannah realized that she needed to eat a bullet for being so dumb

by goober39 August 30, 2010

eat a bag of dicks

A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.

Well, you can eat a bag of dicks.

by hawleyal July 25, 2011

eat a dick

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".

I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.

by Shit Brick August 19, 2004