Ears lowered

hair cut

You just got your ears lowered, didn't you?

by hsghl;j October 11, 2010

stretched ears

Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.

N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."

by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013

Ernst & Young

A place were new college accounting graduates lose their soul.

Accounting grad: Hey! I just started at Ernst & Young, its great! I get paid 50k!...but I have to work 80 hours a week.

Engineering grad: Hey! I just started my job too...but I make 65k and only work 40 hours!

by accountingman101 July 26, 2009

im all ears

the act of attempting to tell someone you are willing to talk to them and listen to what they have to say

Monica: "You wont talk with me."
Me: "Call me whenever, Im all ears"

by Patrick McBadass October 31, 2008

Jug Ears

British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.

"Dave's little brother Mike has got Jug Ears. He's an ugly Jug-Eared twat".

by Satandog March 29, 2006

ankles-to-ears

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.

Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!

by ButtFuzz August 3, 2005

ears bunny

A slang term telling an ex lover good-bye, used with a hand gesture in which you give the peace sign. In other words, "peace out" but more pissed off... cause they're an asshole

"My ex dumped me on the phone after 6 years of dating, but now I'm sleeping with somebody better. Ears bunny, bitch."

by raddiemoss May 26, 2021