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Eardstepa 

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.
Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.
Eardstepa by Cady Pane August 10, 2021
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Gianna Ernst 

Gianna Ernst is a beautiful and talented singer and actress. Her voice is super gorgeous and her vocal range is crazy. She is also so fucking gorgeous with the prettiest face. She has a super big following on her instagram .
Gianna Ernst is so fucking hot!

Gianna Ernst sings so good!
Gianna Ernst by jamila_sings167 December 10, 2019

Camp Ernst Middle School 

this is what happens when education is thrown out of the question and instead replaced with fake food, shitty teachers, and the worst learning program I've ever seen. i'd rather swallow gorilla shit, wash it down with penguin piss, and for dessert have a nice bowl of radioactive waste right from the heart of Hiroshima.
wanna go to hell?
no. i already go to Camp Ernst Middle School

Alex Ernst 

Typically A Overly Handsom Guy who is on @DavidDobrik's vlog Chanel on YouTube. He is found very humorous, and known to break coffee tables with his foot. In most videos Alex is in, he will do a form of a YouTube 'ThumbNail' in which he takes off his shirt. Alex Wears diapers (not really) for the videos. He has surely won, many hearts from all since 2014.
Fan Girl : OML Alex Ernst makes me faint!

Other Fan girl : OMG IKR ALEX ERNST IS SO BEAUTIFUL I CRY EVERYTIME I SEE HIS PERFECT FACE.
Alex Ernst by @LivvIsErnst April 17, 2017

Ernst & Young 

Short version: E&Y

Audit sweatshop.
I worked 80 hours for E&Y last week, but apparently I was underutilized relative to my peers.
Ernst & Young by Anonymous March 31, 2005

Camp Ernst Middle School 

A shithole caused by moldy food, narcissistic teachers, and the worst learning program in the history of this damn earth.
Person #1: Hey, you wanna go to hell?
Person #2: No, I already go to Camp Ernst Middle School.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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