Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.
Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me longterm.
Gianna Ernst is a beautiful and talented singer and actress. Her voice is super gorgeous and her vocal range is crazy. She is also so fucking gorgeous with the prettiest face. She has a super big following on her instagram .
this is what happens when education is thrown out of the question and instead replaced with fake food, shitty teachers, and the worst learning program I've ever seen. i'd rather swallow gorilla shit, wash it down with penguin piss, and for dessert have a nice bowl of radioactive waste right from the heart of Hiroshima.
Typically A Overly Handsom Guy who is on @DavidDobrik's vlog Chanel on YouTube. He is found very humorous, and known to break coffee tables with his foot. In most videos Alex is in, he will do a form of a YouTube 'ThumbNail' in which he takes off his shirt. Alex Wears diapers (not really) for the videos. He has surely won, many hearts from all since 2014.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.