Nickname used to reference or address your (Amazon) Alexa device, after she mishears your instructions & plays the wrong thing.
Me: Hey Alexa, play the past hour of highlights from the news.
Alexa: Playing, ‘The Power of Love’, by “Huey Lewis & the News”.
Me: Hey Dyslexa...I said PLAY. THE. PAST. HOUR. OF. HIGHLIGHTS. FROM. THE. NEWS!
Alexa: Playing, ‘The Power of Love’, by “Huey Lewis & the News”.
Me: Hey Dyslexa...I said PLAY. THE. PAST. HOUR. OF. HIGHLIGHTS. FROM. THE. NEWS!
by JayBeeHammerLeigh June 21, 2019
Get the Dyslexa mug.A rather long preamble to the main point of what someone is trying to say. It's the story before the story that people with dyslexia often find themselves telling before they can tell you the thing they wanted to tell you.
A lot of dyslexisms end with the phrase, "..Wait, what were we talking about?" or, "...I'm sorry, I've lost my train of thought."
A lot of dyslexisms end with the phrase, "..Wait, what were we talking about?" or, "...I'm sorry, I've lost my train of thought."
A stranger asked me a question the other day and I found myself talking to her for about 15 minutes before she interrupted and said, "Can you please just answer my question?" Embarrassed, I asked that she forgive me my dyslexism and to please repeat the question.
She replied, "Yes, of course!" then repeated her question, "Are you in line for the bathroom?"
She replied, "Yes, of course!" then repeated her question, "Are you in line for the bathroom?"
by CircleDumb May 30, 2023
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"Jerry: That was getting tiresome
Samantha: I read tiresome as threesome
Jerry: I think you have sexy dyslexia"
Samantha: I read tiresome as threesome
Jerry: I think you have sexy dyslexia"
by paranoiddanger December 30, 2010
Get the Sexy Dyslexia mug.Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.
Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.
by dwalt121 January 4, 2010
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Get the dyslexia mug.This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.
An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.
In other form: Dyslexic fingers
Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa
An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.
In other form: Dyslexic fingers
Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa
sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia
by What Pseudonym June 25, 2009
Get the Finger Dyslexia mug.When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an Irishman named Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.
Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."
Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"
Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"
Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"
Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"
by JackCarver December 24, 2010
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