beerectile dysfunction

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.

Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!

by potatopandemic July 14, 2010

Dystopia

By definition the total opposite of a utopia often caused by the complete collapse of an attempt at creating said utopia. The primary issue with utopia is that no two people can 100% agree on everything 100% of the time. The other and much bigger issue is that some tyrannical entity (individual or group) will take control and twist it to serve only them resulting in a societal hell and the suffering of others. Sir Thomas More wrote Utopia defining both Utopia and Dystopia (a term he had coined). George Orwell's novel 1984 and Aldous Huxley's Brave New World both show what happens in a dystopian society. The common traits are dehumanization, tyranny, ecological disasters, societal collapse, and the like.

After the Russians overthrew the Czar and the Aristocracy the Communists took over and promised a utopia only for it to become a dystopian nightmare where many millions suffered and died.

by FlarkinOverlord June 26, 2019

Dyspraxia

Dyspraxia comes from two Greek words: 'dys' (meaning abnormal) and 'praxis' (meaning doing). It is also known as Developmental Co-ordination Disorder (DCD). However, this term can be misleading, for although dyspraxia's defining symptoms are excessive clumsiness and problems with balance, the condition can also impact on short-term memory, personal organisation, attention span, mathematical ability, and social skills. There is often an overlap with other specific learning difficulties, such as dyslexia and dyscalculia; and with autistic spectrum disorders, such as Asperger's syndrome. Dyspraxic people typically have average or above average IQ scores, just like everybody else; their raw intelligence is not affected by the disability.

While dyspraxia causes significant difficulties for sufferers, it also has its positive aspects - many people with dyspraxia have extremely strong language skills, which accounts for the high number of famous authors who are now thought to have had dyspraxia. These include Emily Bronte and G.K. Chesterton. Modern-day celebrities who are dyspraxic include Richard Branson (owner of the 'Virgin' empire) and David Bailey (photographer).

Dyspraxia is not a life sentence; it's just a different way of thinking.

by parnassus April 10, 2006

Dyslehmia

A disability or lack of proficiency in reading or analyzing financial information, manifested by transposing numbers and or decimals to grant financial favor. i.e. Lehman Brothers

Ryan overestimated the balance in his checking account, he must have dyslehmia.

by Leah Johnson January 12, 2009

dyslexic penis syndrome

(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.

"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"

by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010

dysexylips

A disease where the person can not completely comprehend words correctly as people without dysexylips.

"A woman with dysexylips can not spell as well as the others. "

by kinkycheesesticks January 28, 2017

dyslexiella

A person who forgets something, typically known as common sense, when conversed about it. Referred to as dyslexic, though the meaning of dyslexia is not included or related to the word. Unless you are NickDominates then everyone is dyslexic. Kate Marsh.

Katya: Hey Trixie. Happy Birthday.
Trixie: uh it's my birthday?
Katya: yes dyslexiella

by STFU-Henny12 June 20, 2017