Herf-Derf

An idiot.
One who makes stupid remarks.

Also known as a douchebag.

whata herf-derf!

by shakesbakes June 2, 2009

derf pilot

Having a taint fetish. Will ignore the meat and taters to get to that sweet stuff in the tweener.

I was looking for a little road head, but she's a derf pilot....couldn't get shit.

by greenmonstahmsn.com May 1, 2008

coat dwarf

/ kōt dwôrf/

Noun
a person who is of unusually or abnormally small stature because of a medical condition whilst residing in an outer garment having sleeves and extending below the hips.

Guy 1: Sup dude, you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Almost man
Guy 1: No way! I thought it’d be a sure thing. What happened?
Guy 2: We were hooking up in the coat closet when a coat dwarf jumped out at us.
Guy 1: Those coat dwarfs can be a real hassle, not as bad as the 90’s but still.

by Dr. Dizzle July 20, 2018

dwarf tossing

Tossing a dwarf for the entertainment of the tosser and/or the observers.

Person 1: I love watching dwarf tossing.

Person 2: You're sick.

by lifefornow May 16, 2006

dweft

when a wannabe drifter hits someone or something in the proccess of drift, thus changing a drift to a dweft

"Damn he just dwefted into that old lady!"

by Atlas September 28, 2004

dwarf toe

A big toe that is significantly smaller or shorter than one's second toe.

John: Gross Dillon your big toe is a midget compared to your second toe!

Dillon: Yeah, I have a real Dwarf Toe.

Alexis: Derr!

by genx_doaner September 8, 2011

Dwarf Penis

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010