duffer

The Designated Ugly Fat Friend found in a group of girls out on the town. She may be a Cockblocker unless your group of guys has someone drunk enough to take her attention away from ruining your night.

"Hey Joe, you take care of the DUFFer so I can get to the hot one."

"Dude, why do I always have to do that?"

by Cretin March 26, 2004

duffen

a boy with cool trainers

ohh my god, did you see matt the other day, he's a right duffen now

by jess-tongue-in-cheek January 13, 2008

douche duffel

the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.

oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

Durfed

1) when your having sex and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur partner.

2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.

EXAMPLES:

1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.

2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.

by Ninja Baller June 19, 2007

Green Duffel Bag

Dropping a deuce in a bucket, put it in a blender, then mold it into a cucumber-like shape, freeze it for three weeks, and use it as a woman-pleasuring device.

"I'm going to fuck you with my three-week-old shit"

"Oh, green duffel bag time?"

by no woman no WEEEEE February 24, 2010

Hookie Duffer

A homosexual term, when you shit and piss in a bottle, put a balloon on the top, and set it out in the sun. When the concoction is completely fermented, the balloon will be completely filled and you "Huff" it in. Hallucination immediately sets in, and you pass out 5 minutes later.

I hear that Homosexual man is a frequent "Hookie Duffer"

by Rusty Shacklefords January 10, 2008

Ruffle-Duffel

Rhymes with scuffle, a fight. First used by MC Ricky D (a.k.a. Slick Rick) of Doug E. Fresh and The Get Fresh Crew on the 1985 hit "La Di Da Di". Later covered by Snoop Dogg (then known as Snoop Doggy Dogg).

There was a ruffle-duffel, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said "You are, you conceited bastard."

by Robert T. October 5, 2005