not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

drop it off in them drawers

to have sex with someone

come over here and lemme drop it off in them drawers

by Sammi & Lauren March 30, 2003

I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

noun-A phrase one exclaims about him or herself after saying or doing something naughty, but often the phrase is legit. Something a person with a concience would say.

OMG. I cannot believe she came out of the house wearing that hoochified outfit with her buttcheeks hanging out! That was mean for me to say though. I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

by srae April 8, 2011

Don Drapers

Another word for testicles

"Did you hear about Kenny? He got kicked in the Don Drapers."

by Tdog13 February 20, 2010

dramer queen

Person who becomes histrionic after a few drams (or ounces) of alcohol.

Nathan is throwing his drums off the roof again! What a dramer queen!

by gnostic1 August 6, 2010

juicy drawer

The name for a girls vagina when arroused and wet or "juicy".

My dick slipped right into that juicy drawer.

by chodanut April 22, 2008

Drop your drawers

A way that some guys have of telling a woman to pull down her panties so he can fuck her.

Drop your drawers.

by Judge dredd7 January 10, 2012