Dracula's curse

A fart so evil in nature it can only be properly described as Dracula's curse.

Alan:*phhhhhhhhhhhttt*

Jay: Dude! WTF!? was that?

Alan:Yo that's Dracula's curse right there!

by issaru00 May 27, 2009

dracolich

From Dungeons and Dragons, a role playing game developed by Wizards of the Coast. A dragon, most often one with the profession of a wizard or such magic user, that dies and is restored to life by magical means.

The dragon took great pains to become a dracolich after death.

by anonymous January 9, 2005

Dracula penis

A condition in which the penis appears to be wearing a cape; often the result of a partial circumcision during infancy, after which the remaining foreskin has grown much longer over the years.

On that night, it wasn't his Twilight obsession that concerned her; it was what to do with his Dracula penis.

by Thomas A Edison November 1, 2010

Kim Dracula

He’s a musician artist who makes the so much good songs. Songs: Killdozer, Paparazzi, SAY PLEASE, 1-800 CLOSE-UR-EYES. Billionaire (hes making a new song i bet.)

She: Hey who’s Kim Dracula?
Him: Fuckin what? WHOS KIM DRACULA? HE DRIVES A MOTHER FUCKING ARMY TANK BUDDY AND HE MAKES MUSIC AND HE GO’S VROOM VROOM.
She: ok...

by evanipunkin January 12, 2021

dradul

a stuck up prick who is exhausting to be friends with because they turn everything into an argument. they think they're better than everyone but in reality they just have a really big ego.

dradul is an incel

by bleachsoup May 25, 2020

Dracula

A fictional character who is a vampire from Transylvania in Europe. He can turn into a bat anytime he wants and lives in a wealthy castle, which is why they call him "Count Dracula". He also likes to suck blood from bitches who have the biggest booties or tits and fuck them afterwards. But then he gets his ass hunted by Van Helsing who puts a wooden stake through his ass in almost every story of his. And Dracula hates the sign of a cross.

Guy 1: Dude that movie of Dracula was sick man!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Did you know that the bitch he fucks in the beginning of the movie lives around our area in real life?
Guy 1: No fucking way! Lets get some vampire makeup near Halloween and fuck her!
Guy 2: Yeah, but its only February now.

by AdomC February 22, 2015

dracut

one confunsed town that has 2 many hills and a fucked up population. located in good ole massachusettes and yes this town is "blessed" with a boston accent

Draconians typical opening conversation on a saturday:
Dude! did ya go to the football game last night?
yah
me too, how bad did we lose?

by i'll never tell November 4, 2004