Downstairs Nose

A slang, yet proper term for ones penis.

Used most often in lighthearted situations.

bro #1" hey bro you gonna hook up with that chick again?"

bro #2 " Na man I blew it. My downstairs nose sneezed too early"

by The criminalz March 30, 2011

downstairs jewellery

Jewellery adorning the sexual organs.

Hey Mindy, was it your belt that set off the airport's metal detector? Nope, it was my downstairs jewellery.

by PP The Monkey April 22, 2011

downstairs dennis

Taking a dump in someone else's pants and then giving them a wedgie

I gave charlie a downstairs dennis

by fapperzapper November 30, 2014

downstairs inside

Downstairs a women's vagina inside's having sex by Tony Howard , jack frost

Downstairs inside's I Tony Howard went down stairs on your mom and had inside's with that pussy

by king sex August 2, 2016

take my plate downstairs

A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.

Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.

by TomoC22 March 1, 2011

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

downstairs hair

Hair in the pubic region

"Dude, she doesn't shave her downstairs hair!"

by Harvey Fixx December 11, 2007