doucheman

One who pees on TV's and hangs with stage 5's.

He just peed on a TV. What a doucheman.

by dubchee September 10, 2006

douchechill

A person who shits their pants

shitzemzs, AKA Josh ? Markwell a douchechill

by Bobbo numba two April 16, 2009

douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.

if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.

by superlatteboy January 28, 2010

DoucheBaller

The origins of doucheBaller as a word came about in a bar conversation in Redondo Beach, Ca in 2019 about TRUMP.

"He's got his own plane, Trumps a baller. Yeah, but he's kind of a douche." It went back and forth until the drunk word emerged. Beers aside, we all know a few doucheballers. Its not a jealouse thing, its just a thing.

A total douche, that is also kind-of-a-baller... or thinks he or she is a baller, but is actually a total douche! It helps to dress the part!

Lets face it, "all lives well lived have doucheballer moments." Its not all negative. Be the best doucheball you can be! Doucheballer can be asprational as well!

Some that are more baller than douche.

Yeah, he's got some money, but he's a total doucheballer.

by Doucheballer September 21, 2020

douchealoop

-noun

the act of douching with friends at a social gathering; can also be used as a derogatory term

1) Hey Jill, this douchealoop has been great! Now, can you pass the douche?

2) Zach, quit being a douchealoop!

by Micah Perry August 7, 2007

Detroit Doucheballers

A group of basketball players from Detroit that believe that just cause they are from a city with a lot of poverty and thugs that it somehow means they are the best basketball city in the United States. When in actuality they arent even the best basketball city in Michigan (See Flint, Michigan). Basically anyone that plays basketball and is from Detroit.

Yo son that one AAU team from Detroit was talking so much shit when they got off the bus about how they were gonna run this tournament and they left 0-5 and got smoked by 20 twice. They were some true Detroit Doucheballers. Deeeetroit Douuuucheketball!

by Hoosier Daddy 24 October 22, 2009

Douchebill

A jackass wearing a sun visor at a 45-degree angle, so it does nothing to block the sun from his eyes and everything to block the view of the person sitting behind him at a ballgame, theater, etc. Generally, a person who is unaware and/or doesn't give a shit when his actions are annoying the piss out of everyone else around him.

(Alternately, can be used to the visor itself when being worn in this manner.)

"Dude, I went to the game this weekend but couldn't see a damn thing thanks to the fucking douchebill in front of me. Who the hell wears a visor to a NIGHT game?"

by JaneTheRipper July 10, 2009