doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.

you are being a doucheeater right now!

by bearjewib July 14, 2010

Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

by justamechanic May 7, 2013

Doucheassarrhea

(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.

I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.

by Dildhe April 7, 2008

douchattude

Having an attidude of a total douche.

You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.

by shenenagens April 7, 2009

Douchebachery

The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.

Those two have really shown some Douchebachery tonight between their many Douche Bag actions

by steveo242 September 29, 2009

Doucheache

When a douchebag cause you pain.

This guy is giving me a doucheache.

by MaryFair June 30, 2011

douchehag

The female equivalent of douchebag. A female who has exceeded the status of hoe-bag and whore, but just barely. A female who is attracted to male douchebags. A female who can normally be found mindlessly wandering around malls talking to nobody on a cell phone someone else is paying for, and over using the words "like" and "whatever", while wearing rediculous outfits and equally rediculous hairstyles.

Dean: " Man, that girl over there is really hitting on that guy with the tight-ass jeans and v-cut tshirt."

Jason: "Doesn't she know that guys is more likely into dudes? She's such a stupid douchehag"

Todd: "That guy is hot, I like his jeans"

Dean: "What?!? You're a douchebag"

by i_hate_douchehags September 19, 2009