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doucheatorium

A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.
Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.

Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
by directly at the sun April 25, 2010
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doucheable

Term used by female to describe a male who is a douche yet still doable. Can also be used by males in extreme cases of female doucheness.
Eh. I guess he's doucheable.
by tpoo July 15, 2010
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Douchealarious

"That was douchealarious"
by ;b September 8, 2011
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douchefaggot

An extremely dumb or possibly mentally retarded person. This person is so disliked, that you can beat the living shit out of this person infront of there parents and they wouldn't care. Feel free to kick this person in the jewels as often as possible, as they never have any.
Person #1: "Aww dude. That Oleksandr kid is so retarded.

Person #2: "I know eh? He's such a douchefaggot!"
by Rendernator December 15, 2008
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Douchebachery

Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.
That guy Jeremy B. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.
by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010
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Douchefag

A homosexual man who for some reason thinks he's cool and is just like a douchebag (hence the term douchefag) but is attracted to men. All of his friends are slutty, desperate whores who give it up to anyone who will have them.
A douchefag defends his slutty female friends in all situations, even though she's probably majorly desperate and pathetic.
by kjsdklfaj March 19, 2010
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Doucheapalooza

1. Any large congregation of douches. AKA Frat houses.

2. A single person who is being Douchetastic, so much so that the individual has created an entire atmosphere of douchiness.
Stevie: I banged your sister last night.

Jeff: You are doucheapalooza.
by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009
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