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Douchalope

A timid, but wild douchebag. Usually found in the plane states.
It's natural, yet rare to see the douchalope get devoured by the stronger and more aggressive douchebag.
by backotruck March 9, 2012
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doucharino

Chris taking his shot for h-o-r-s-e

Jola blocks his shot

Chris: Jola you're a doucharino.
by HMMM P.O.S. November 7, 2012
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douchey gifter

1. An asshole who gives you a douche like gift.
2. When a women doesn't wash her vagina for a long enough period of time which accumulates a pungent, tuna like oder and in the event of douching her twat, scrapes off sores from her previous partner then sends the douche as a present to her douchebag boyfriend.
3. Cindy Allen.
1. My ex boyfriend was a big cock rocker but I dumped his ginger loving ass cause he was a douchey gifter.
2. So I hooked up with this chick and she was a real freak. She sucked and fucked and quacked like a duck. One day we got into a fight and she said she would make it up to me. The next day I received a package from her and there was a bloody douche rag that smelled like pungent tuna. Because I loved her and her smell, I used it as a loufa for my face and now I have cold sores. That dumb bitch is a douchey gifter.
3. Cindy Allen has big tits but she is a total douchey gifter.
by Master domer October 27, 2014
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douchy mcslowbag

An incredibly slow driver, or anyone going slow in front of you.
I'm running late and now im stuck behind douchy mcslowbag here, jesus!

Get out of my way douchy mcslowbag!!!!!
by cookiefish May 15, 2016
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The Douchy

The pose of holding one's knuckle above your chin and holding a pose. Started by B-Boys and now has spread to the douche bag population.
Often used by guys who get their photos taken at the mall or in their myspace photo. Often seen in group party photos.
Can be used to decribe the pose or the person holding the pose.
Girl 1(while staring at photos on Facebook)
I can't believe I was so drunk I hooked up with that guy.
Girl 2
Let me guess...The Douchy.

Girl 1

I am never drinking again.
by Jeep Terp November 18, 2009
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Douchasaurous Rex

one who opposes anal sex..and gay acts without a "no homo" added at the end of the phrase. but in reality... a douchasauous rex is the king of all douchasaurous's..the prime douchasaour. hes clearly the best douche of them all. mostly douche..and mostly king.
"Eric is a Douchasaurous Rex and he is the king of all douches"
by Douche MAN December 28, 2007
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Douchary

1. douchebaggness

2. state and or period of being a douche
3. you can also "call douchary"
"your an ass hole!.. im calling douchary"

or "calm your douchary, kind sir"
by BeeKayyAllDay January 28, 2010
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