When you are messaging someone back and forth and while you are writing a response their last message they send another message on a different topic. You realize the second message requires a completely seperate message to answer so you quickly finish you initial response and send it. Then as you start typing the second message the other person reads the message you already sent then proceeds to write a message back, ignoring the second topic of conversation as if he or she were talking to someone else. You respond in the same fashion and the two of you have two seperate messaging conversations at the same time until some point one topic is dropped or the messaging ends altogether.
I was messaging Bill earlier and it was total doublespeak
Example
You: Want to see a movie later?
Me: Sure, what film?
Me again: Did you see how hot Kyla looked in those yoga pants today?
You: How about 'Spaceballs?'
You: Yeah man, she has some hot curves!
Me: Meet you downtown around eight?
Me: She sure does, those pants are so tight i bet she uses paint thinner to take them off
Example
You: Want to see a movie later?
Me: Sure, what film?
Me again: Did you see how hot Kyla looked in those yoga pants today?
You: How about 'Spaceballs?'
You: Yeah man, she has some hot curves!
Me: Meet you downtown around eight?
Me: She sure does, those pants are so tight i bet she uses paint thinner to take them off
by CorporateRule April 30, 2016
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To pleasure two women with the "shocker" at once.
To pleasure two women with the "shocker" at once.
Me: I was having a threesome the other night because im god-like and I double shocked them!!
Friend: Man what the fuck, you did what? !
Me: I simultaneously gave them shockers. 4 in the pinks 2 in the stinks , because thats how I roll, the motherfucking Doubleshock!
Friend: Man what the fuck, you did what? !
Me: I simultaneously gave them shockers. 4 in the pinks 2 in the stinks , because thats how I roll, the motherfucking Doubleshock!
by FGOD December 11, 2009
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The stage after Schrödinger's Woman, doublethink is the ability to hold two contradictory opinions about said woman and forget the one which does not approve with your narrative (usually after a failed pickup attempt)
Bloke 1: "Mate, I thought you said you loved that bird!"
Bloke 2: "No, she's a fat slag. I've never loved her"
Bloke 1: "Are you going mental or are you just forcing doublethink on yourself?"
Bloke 2: "No, she's a fat slag. I've never loved her"
Bloke 1: "Are you going mental or are you just forcing doublethink on yourself?"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
Get the Doublethink mug.When you see potentially creepy and worrisome reasons for someone's words or actions. There are likely plenty of normal explanations, but the creepiness is stuck in your head and you might start to believe it.
You are more likely to doublethink if you are sad, depressed, or recently have experienced something highly disturbing.
Could be caused by a loss of trust in the honesty and innocence of the world, or maybe you're on drugs.
You are more likely to doublethink if you are sad, depressed, or recently have experienced something highly disturbing.
Could be caused by a loss of trust in the honesty and innocence of the world, or maybe you're on drugs.
When your boyfriend/girlfriend says "I'll wait for you forever," is it sweet, or creepy?
Michael: "The way Andrew whispers to himself sometimes makes me think he's psycho."
Emma: "Stop double-thinking, he's just trying to remember what the homework was or has a song stuck in his head."
Krystal: "When I found out my boyfriend was a pedophile, I started to doublethink everything my friends and relatives say and do. Maybe they're secretly creepers too."
Jose: "Holy shit. You need help."
Michael: "The way Andrew whispers to himself sometimes makes me think he's psycho."
Emma: "Stop double-thinking, he's just trying to remember what the homework was or has a song stuck in his head."
Krystal: "When I found out my boyfriend was a pedophile, I started to doublethink everything my friends and relatives say and do. Maybe they're secretly creepers too."
Jose: "Holy shit. You need help."
by Tmape August 12, 2010
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Doubletap Rule: a way of sliding into the dms
Boy 1: yo I just double tapped @_____ and she double tapped me back.
Boy 2: Hit her in the dm then
Boy 1: yo I just double tapped @_____ and she double tapped me back.
Boy 2: Hit her in the dm then
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