Dorman

(n) one fat camel toe

That lady in the cereal aisle has a HUGE dorman, go check it out, I think her crotch ate her pants.

by LolliBreath February 13, 2010

Dormando

Dormando is a very mysterious folk tale from some places in cornwall, it describes of a man only known by dormand or dormando. The various stories of this figure include him being a complete asshole for the fun of it. One being when he married a woman that loved him but he just got with her just to screw with her, a day after the marriage he dumped her on the side of the road and got with her best friend. Describing someone as a dormando is calling them a complete asshole.

person 1: Johnny just cheated on miranda
person 2: He did?
person 1: yeah and he got with her best friend too, what a dormando

by Derek Boykyert February 22, 2021

Work doormat

Somebody who gets completely walked all over at work. They work over-time for free and they don't stand their ground at all.

Alice: What you up to tonight bae?
James: I'm on call tonight AGAIN!
Alice: But they don't even pay you for that?! You're such a work doormat!!

by imsofuckingquiche February 18, 2015

Sexually Dormant

When one does not have sex for 6 months or more.

Dude, I just realized I haven't had sex in like 6 months… I'm sexually dormant.

by 2DEEP4LIFE March 24, 2017

Doorange

The word that rhymes with orange.

What rhymes with orange? Doorange. Dur.

by imapersonsostfuahurhur April 15, 2010

Doormat

when your ex-boyfriend treats u like shit

walks all over you

Insults you

Calls you names

My ex-boyfriend treats me like a fucking doormat he walks all over me

by Traci68 February 17, 2020

Egyptian Doormat

The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.

Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.

by KeemstarIsMyDad May 12, 2016