When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.
When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.
by Demon fist January 17, 2017
Accidentally putting a butt plug in backwards and twisting it to pull it out as if it was a doorknob.
Joe: wanna come over later, I got a new buttplug.
Gill: as long as we avoid a Wisconsin doorknob situation again.
Gill: as long as we avoid a Wisconsin doorknob situation again.
by CarmellaC March 22, 2018
A person, Preferably a girl, who gets around more then a New York prostitute. They generally go from person to person to get a "taste" of everyone. Everyone gets a turn, no one gets satisfied.
Boyfreind "My girl keeps dancing with those three guys"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"
by IanMFarewell April 03, 2009
by Jpomrenke June 08, 2020
When fisting a girl fully submerge fist up to your wrist into the vagina.Extend fingers and proceed to turn the imaginary doorknob. The proper application of this technique will make a "boot stuck in the mud sound".
by Dan R. September 27, 2007
by a ly August 12, 2006
It is literally a rubber band hanging on the doorknob, used to warn a roommate(usually in college dorms) that the other is currently having sex in that room.
If your ever having sex and you dont want your roommate to come in by accedent then just put a rubberband on the doorknob.
by voodoom August 21, 2006