doodlysquoog

1. another name referring to the male organ also known as the penis.

2. a word used to say crude things referring to a mans penis while keeping it hidden that you are saying something inappropriate at all.

1. He picked his girlfriends based on what raised his doodlysquoog.

2. Jessica- how big do you think his doodlysquoog is?
Lindsey- I'd say a good 9 inches
Taylor- I don't care, id grab him by the doodlysquoog right now, lead him to the bedroom, and have my way with him.

by bootayyyyyyyy June 3, 2009

Doofy doopfuck

What Tyler the Creator called some bitch named andrew.

"She give me my shake, and this big doofy doopfuck just walks in"

by SilverShark April 17, 2022

Dabneys and Dollys

(n) In poker, having a hand that consists of at least two nines and two fives. This can either be a pair of nines and fives, or a Full House made up of nines and fives.

From the movie "Nine to Five" starring Dabney Coleman and Dolly Parton

"Your flush doesn't beat my Full House of Dabneys and Dollys!"

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

cocky doody

A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.

Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?

Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!

Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.

by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009

Doilyn

Doilyn, a patron on the GameFAQs (Game Eff-A-Ques) WoW board, is actually the god of all creation. While his real name is Theo, it is generally agreed upon that the name "Doilyn" fits him better. While no one is quite sure of his actual occupation, there is substantial evidence that he is, at once, a doctor, ninja, and a "returns". What a "returns" is, however, has yet to be determined.

Essentially, Doilyn = Supreme deity. M I RITE?

Hey Doilyn, what's the haps?

by LedZeppelinFTW January 12, 2008

Poly Dolly

A female student at Cal Poly SLO who dresses in fashion and spends a good amount of time to put on makeup every time before leaving her house for anything (ex: class). Always styled or noticeably straightened hair. All pretty much look similar with dark eyeliner, tans, and fit bodies.

Being called a Poly Dolly 'may' be a neutral comment implying attractiveness, but is most of the times thrown around as a derogatory term. It's another way of saying you rely and waste too much time on your looks. Go learn and do something better with your life.

Another way of describing it would be a girl who puts on makeup and gets glammed up to go workout at the gym.

Guy: I just talked to another Poly Dolly. She was really attractive, but then I realized that she couldn't carry on an intellectual conversation.

by Em Kay Lee April 5, 2009

dolly lop

When a man swings his testicles forward so that they land and rest on the eyes of the woman who he happens to be fucking that night.

Man1: "Dude, I saw that chick you were with last night. What happened to her eyes?"

Man2: "I dolly lopped her and she got pubes in her eye."

by Swordman November 11, 2009