divorce 

What your mom and dad went through when u where born. They often say it’s not your fault but it is.

Jimmy: dude my parents are getting a divorce.
Timmy: what did you do.

divorce by Godisdead69 September 4, 2019

divorce 

When 2 people stop being married. Falsely believed to hurt "the children".

I didn't care when my parents got divorced.

divorce by Senor Jésus de Mexico August 11, 2004

Divorce 

When an amazingly good looking young man decides his wife doesn't meet his standards. (Standards such as
Cooking ability, Money, Willing to be housewife, dishwashing abilities, ironing abilities, oh and she works and isn't allowed to buy shoes)

When Eddie Divorces Amy because her cookin abiliities are not up to par.

Divorce by The Sexiest man alive March 20, 2005

divorce 

A way to start a new life while ending one marriage; children may gain more loving parents and siblings through remarriage.

Joe and Becky got a divorce, and remained friends afterwards.

divorce by Natasha Lynn November 11, 2008

divorce 

the legel seperatoin of 2 peson it couses misunderstandings or differences of opinions . the somali ppl says dee waa jilicday iguma so coto iminka wa ka dahmatey wa in aan iska furo

my exwife she doesn't gives me enough attention dee was ban ku furey

divorce by geenyo cali sayid April 21, 2005

Divorce 

hehehehehehehe you always look so cute when you say divorce hehehehehe

Victim: John, I want a Divorce
John: hehehehehe

Divorce by John hehehehe November 18, 2019

divorce 

caused by you

i caused my parents divorce

divorce by MR.BIGBOOTY April 26, 2020