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Mexican sausage diver 

Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.
Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.

Muff Diver 

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.
Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.
Muff Diver by Tammi November 26, 2003
1.One who aquires or retrieves items or half-eaten or pre-chewed food from bins or other trash receptacles. Sometimes distinguished by stench of bins or bin juice. Often associated with bums or abos.
1.Get out of that bin you dirty bin diver!
Bin Diver by John Barry November 21, 2004

muffin diver 

a person who eats out the pussy.
Emily is a muffin diver when she is with Jennifer.
muffin diver by ~Bodi~ June 11, 2006

dumpster diver 

Stacy and Nicole's FAVORITE pastime! We have found that the best dumpster's are any dollar store. They throw away TONS of GREAT things!
The best things that these 2 girls: Stacy and Nicole have found:

New, unopened DVD's
Jewlery
Money
Pet Food
Tic Tacs
Office supplies
Pills
Magazines and Books
Homless men that have become thier good friend's.

They got their love of junk picking and dumpster diving from Stacy's father, who is Nicole's Grandpa Paul!
Nicole says, " Mom!! It's Monday, we have to get to the dumpsters on Wolcott Street BECAUSE you know they empty the dumpsters tonight!"

Stacy says, " OK, OK... GRAB the plastic gloves and flashlights, Nicole..."

Nicole says," Do we have anymore hand sanitizer, Mom?"

Stacy says, " Yes, hon, let's get goin'"

We both grin and say, " WE ARE THE BEST DUMPSTER DIVER'S EVER!!"

dumpster diver by Stacy and Nicole September 9, 2008

pole diver 

pole diver by edomc11 December 15, 2011