ditto monkey

A person who vapidly, unthinkingly yet wholeheartedly repeats, shares and takes to heart phrases and ideas he/she hears from his perceived leader. Most often (OK, damned near exclusively) applied to followers of right-wing media magnates like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage Weiner, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, et al. A ditto monkey is often a raging dullard who can't normally put two syllables together without a paper clip, yet when the topic of their idol's specialty comes up (usually politics), his eyes glaze over and he eloquently spews words you know he couldn't otherwise possibly understand.

"Oh great... E-mail from Patrick. Hideous spelling, every fourth word in ALL CAPS, punctuation looks like a typewriter threw up, and he's blaming the weather on the Clintons. What a flippin' ditto monkey!"

by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

Dictionary Whore

Someone who abuses Urban Dictionary by using it to post about people they dislike when it means nothing to anybody else but themselves.

An example of this stupidity is this:
brandon reich

by Lugie Bob May 21, 2005

Urban Dictionary is busy right now

What Urban Dictionary tells you when you break their website (usually on accident) before telling you to try again later or go back to their front page. This message is accompanied by some random image of books, people reading or writing, or images of both physical and online dictionaries in the background.

Me: "Hey Urban Dictionary what the hell is ※?"
UD: "Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page."
Me: "Damn guess I'll never know what ※ means."

by Cirsce March 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary User

People who like to make everything sexual. You could be looking up what "cow" means, and then there's a sick definition that says "a way for four people to have sex". What the hell?

John is an Urban Dictionary User!

by MINION TAMPONS? June 15, 2021

First word on Urban Dictionary

The first word on Urban Dictionary is the word "the man" the definition is: The man is the head of 'the establishment' put in place to 'bring us down.

what was the First word on Urban Dictionary ?
The man

by GREENWOLF_35 October 1, 2021

This Word is Not Defined by Urban Dictionary

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"This Word is Not Defined by Urban Dictionary

by ThisIsARandomName September 17, 2015

Urban dictionary mods

Evil. Pure and utter evil.

Opinionated and devilish who devide whats what and what goes on and off the website

Woah lets go have sex with the urban dictionary mods

by Mrs President May 9, 2021