Distraction corner

A distraction corner is a group of 3-4 kids that distract others in todds classroom. the name of those kids are Kaelon, Jamaica, Lauren

Todd: Hey Distraction corner calm down

Distraction corner: •keeps talking but gets louder every minute•

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Attraction Distraction

When a female/ male uses their attraction factor to an advantage to get something from you.

Ethan "Bro she is definitely pulling some sort of attraction distraction on you!"
Jonah "Man stop lying and get yourself a girl like mine."

by Suscucumber May 10, 2020

Designated Distraction

The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.

Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.

by Flamewalker July 15, 2013

distraction markers

Translucent decorative stickers that go on glass doors and glass paneling, required by many building codes, meant to prevent idiots from walking straight into a clear wall or door.

Maintenance staff is scheduled to install distraction markers on the glass doors to the conference room so Jerry won't keep breaking his nose.

by jsl1966 June 11, 2021

distract and snatch

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.

some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005

distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.

After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.

by wat thehell January 23, 2008

Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.

I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!

by windadam April 17, 2009