diffraction

When dat shit different ;)

We’re diffraction in our own ways <3

Cesar says there’s a “diffraction” between being lesbian and gay

by Diffraction December 1, 2018

Erectile disfunction

When your dick can't get hard no more

My dick can't get hard man. I must have erectile disfunction

by Nice cock234 July 4, 2020

penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.

Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!

by MUG March 7, 2004

disfunction

A spelling mistake made by internet know-it-alls and retards alike. It's spelled DYSFUNCTION you idiots.

If you spell dysfunction; disfunction. You yourself have a mental dysfunction.

by silverx69 September 9, 2011

Distraction dance

Eating a burrito on the moon the act of eating a burrito on the moon.

While looking at someone distraction dance red killed you in comms and self reported

by Nononkno October 17, 2020

Errectile Disfunction

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse

"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.

ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

by niggman star33 October 6, 2011