a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman

Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

by mr. woodcock July 4, 2012

finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

by djmmjy August 22, 2010

a good dicking

When one or both participants have sore muscles after sex.

He was proud that she couldn't walk right after a good dicking.

by Scorpionj20 October 9, 2016

dicking around

To waste time and procrastinate. Something that students do.
Aka: Fucking around

A: Shit isn't this due tommorow?
B:Yeah so?
A:We spent all day dicking around.
B:Shit we are gonna fail the midterm.

"Stop dicking ard!!!"

"Stop fucking dicking around"

by Sec Tse March 13, 2008

diamond dicking

1. The art of erotically seducing women thru social networking websites.

2. Originating one night stands through posting ads on social networking websites demoralizing women, but they love it.

Person 1 -"Where's Ryan at tonight?"
Person 2 -"He's out diamond dicking a chick he met off craigslist."

by PHILLYSCOOPS February 28, 2009

durking

to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit

'i fell into the trap of durking last night'

other abbreviations include 'such a durkin', or 'what a durk'

by achilles_heel February 27, 2013

Urb-Dicking

To add something about someone in the Urban Dictionary because you dont have the balls or the intelligence to communicate it to them personally.

Hey I'm pretty intellectually inadequate, insecure, and superficial. Let me go Urb-Dicking someone because I dont have the cohonays to say it to them personally. Even if I am the only one who understands my joke or meaning so what? It's hip and cyber to add to this right? Right?!?

by Messenger Of The One December 22, 2008