by paige babe July 8, 2007
Get the ditched eyeballs mug.An inept, foolish, or contemptible person. Displays similar qualities and characteristics to that of a dickhead but in a more endearing manner.
If someone openly admits do being a dischead, they are a dischead.
If someone openly admits do being a dischead, they are a dischead.
He climbed up the drainpipe onto the roof of the club and then fell off breaking his heel. What a dischead.
The dischead danced on a table surrounded by girls and tipped it over spilling all their drinks.
He unwittingly swung off a streetlight onto an unmarked police-car and was subsequently arrested. He was being such a dischead.
The dischead danced on a table surrounded by girls and tipped it over spilling all their drinks.
He unwittingly swung off a streetlight onto an unmarked police-car and was subsequently arrested. He was being such a dischead.
by G M Palmer September 26, 2007
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Matt ~ "Dude Jack is such a dorchebag! He was walking around with his collar popped and a visor on while talking about his World of Warcraft account!"
Ty ~ "Dude I know I cant stand that guy"
Jack ~ "Im rollin out duders! Peace out cub scouts!"
Ty ~ "Dude I know I cant stand that guy"
Jack ~ "Im rollin out duders! Peace out cub scouts!"
by Deekaighem March 2, 2009
Get the Dorchebag mug.A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.
John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
by Konnor with a K May 25, 2010
Get the Text-Ditcher mug.(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.
Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)
Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)
President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.
Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.
Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.
Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.
Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.
by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006
Get the dilche mug.A clever blend of the words dick and douche allowing you to label a person as both in one convenient and compact package.
SexyladyXXX72: Dude, if you liked that movie you're a stupid dumbass faggot.
Lingleberries: Stop being a diche, GTFO.
Lingleberries: Stop being a diche, GTFO.
by Kavurcen April 26, 2009
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