Dinosaur

The first creature to exist on earth

"Oh my god is that a dinosaur?!"
"No grandma, go back to bed."

by MyFriendIsProbablyGay December 4, 2022

Dinosauring

When u vigorously ejaculate when someone says the word dinosaur.

Omg is he dinosauring right now?
Yes, he just came everywhere!

by Cian Lowrey April 11, 2021

Dinosaur

A giant bird, did not taste like one I checked.

Person1: I'm actually crying right now. It's a real dinosaur!
Person2: They are just stupid slow lizards!
Person1: *proceeds to break Person2's back*

by ILikeDinosaurs62 August 31, 2022

dinosaur

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.

Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.

by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003

dinosaur

jesus's puppies

jesus: rex, fetch!!
dinosaur: ROOOAARR!!!

by jesushadpuppiesto March 3, 2011

dinosaur

something big and old.Out of date.

The copy machine at the high-school is a dinosaur;It's old,slow as dirt, and as big as a buick.

by belly dancer May 10, 2003

dinosaur

a very old person, most commonly a teacher.

not only is mr. garcia a pedophile, he's a dinosaur!

by teresaxlove October 17, 2008