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Texting Illusion

A reference to when somebody pulls out their cell phone in front of their friends and acts like he or she is texting to give the illusion that he or she is cool, popular, and important.
"Everyone thinks Jenny is so cool and popular because she is texting all the time. But its really just a texting illusion. She never texts anybody."
by Haywood Giblomi February 16, 2009
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delusional bitch

A female who thinks people are worried about her but in reality ain't nobody give a fuck
Girl #1 thinks that Girl #2 is worried about her but in reality girl #2 ain't give a fuck about the ugly bitch ! Girl #1 is a delusional bitch
by lolgirlygirl July 17, 2016
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Illusion Girl

A girl that from a distance, appears quite attractive, but up close is very ugly.
Ben: Damnnn bro, check out that chick over there!! She's fine.

David: Nah man, she's just an illusion girl.
by LookBensOnline September 16, 2012
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illusion lounge

Best local band since Rufaldo and the Argonauts. This band kicks some major ass, and their singer is so much better than anyone else. You know you like them.
Illusion Lounge just played the biggest venue in the world tonight.
by Mr. Gill June 23, 2006
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villusionist

A villusionist is short for vagina illusionist; which is a girl who creates the illusion that she will have sex with you. This can happen at a party where things are going great only to end badly at the end of the night, or over time with someone you are trying to date. If you're not careful, a villusionist can cost you lots of time and money.
Debbie is always leading guys on at partys, what a villusionist.
by joeylace January 10, 2011
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Illusion Of Gold

Things that seem to look good or work on the outside are in fact broken. It is the illusion of success when in reality it is the complete opposite. It is Donald Trump.
Donald Trump likes to talk big things but everyone knows its just an Illusion of Gold.
by LongStyle July 23, 2017
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obstacle illusion

An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.
Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.
by nothin but nachos September 1, 2010
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