dildette

a bulbous phallic figure, commonly known as a dildo... usually covered in a french maid costume

My wife was away for the weekend, so i resorted to the dildette.

by Steve mcQueen August 31, 2003

dildren

Children that are acting like dildos.

Did you meet the Smiths? Their kids are serious dildren.

by sneakybasterd April 19, 2014

Dileesive

Dileesive means you are trying your hardest to get sick, because you want to skip an event you have to attend to.

Should we try and get dileesive tonight?

by KyleeFleek November 22, 2015

Dildoeans

A tribe of soldiers that attack with "dildos" and use helmets made of rubber.

Odysseus attacked with his fellow dildoeans, in search of the sword of Dildus

by FlipperMan November 18, 2016

dildbert

Lame dude

Did u see that dildbert he is so lame

by J H December 22, 2017

diedeero

Another word for die deer old friend

Hey man help me im bleeding out!!

Sorry man diedeero

by Lickamychickenstick October 13, 2018

Dildoes

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

I wanna buy dildoes

by Kaddff January 18, 2019