Dictionary

A large book containing only "real" words, their "correct" spellings and their (far-less-entertaining-than-urban-dictionary) definitions.

Bill: Gullible.
Josh: what?
Bill: Look in the dictionary, moron.
Josh *flipping through pages* Its not here.
Bill: What?
Josh: Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Bill: You're shittin' me!
Josh: Nope.

by FrustratedChicken January 5, 2009

Dictionary

if you have looked up this word you probably have too much time on your hands.

Steve: OMG, I'm soo bored!
Steve: I think I'll look up stupid words on Urban Dictionary.com until Project Runway comes on!
Steve: ...Lets start with..."Dictionary"!
Charlie walks in
Charlie: ...
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude..
Charlie: What the fuck are you doing?
Steve: ...
Steve: er..Star Wars Trivia!
Charlie: Gee Wiz! ^o^ that sounds nifty! Are Wally and the Beav coming too!!!
Charlie: -.-
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude, your mom told me to tell you that dinners in 15..Oh, ya..and Project Runway's on in 3 minutes.
Steve: =o!!

by RadioNinja May 12, 2008

Dictionary

Why are you looking up dictionary? dumshit

Your a stupid assclown for looking up dictionary in a dictionary

by Raving_toma March 31, 2005

Dictionary

A book filled with definitions of words.

I'm surprised no-one has defined it yet. o.o

Today I looked in the dictionary and found out that quean means prostitute

by snape loves you April 10, 2010

Dictionary

You're an asshole.

Why would you look up dictionary in a dictionary, you asshole.

by yomotha16745 April 3, 2009

Dictionaried

The act of looking up the definition of a word.

I know what that word means, I dictionaried it earlier.

by King Ani Mal October 4, 2016

Dictionary

Pick up a book called Dictionary.
Search through the words (might need to sing the alphabet) and find the definition for it.
This is probably one of the worst definitions...

I need a dictionary.

Where's the dictionary?

What does this mean? I need the dictionary!

by Unipup123 May 25, 2018