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urban dictating

I'm bored at work, so I'm urban dictating today while I pretend to do actual work.
by mayormike April 29, 2016
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midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.
by Hotmamats December 20, 2016
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Dick Dictator

One who dictates the actions of anothers penis because hes a dictator and thats what he does.
Man that Dick Dictator wouldnt get off my dick today...dick.
by Dick Robbins December 17, 2003
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Urban Dictator

Someone who commands another to write up his new addition to the Urban Dictionary. Then, after the definition has been accepted, he demands that it be rewritten because it was not good enough.
Funkstank: I've decided that I don't like this definition of "chatnip". I want you to change it or resubmit a new one.
Go. Now. Do it.

Princess: Um, maybe you should just write it yourself if you want it done right. I'm sick of taking your urban dictation!

Funkstank: When the Urban Dictator makes a direct command, you only do one thing. Jump the fuck to it.
Reason: I am awesome.

Princess: Fine... I mean, yes Sir! (grumble grumble)
by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009
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urban dictated

dude! thats' pretty funny, you should try to get that in urban dictionary...i did, i got urban dictated!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Banana Dictator

Banana Dictator, also known as Jesus, Limecat, and God, is the leader of the Bananatarian Empire, a rogue group dedicated to bringing down CNET and eventually dominating the known universe.
DictatorSupa628: Banana, I'm gay.
DictatorSupa628: <_<
DictatorSupa628: GAY FOR YOU!
by Limecat February 16, 2005
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Urban Dictator

someone who gets all of their information from Urban Dictionary

Amelia: did you know that trump butt is when a dogs butt puckers open? And trump stump is when there's a small penis with large plumage of pubic hair.

Shania: Yes I've seen Urban Dictionary before Amelia! You're such an Urban Dictator!
Amelia: did you know that trump butt is when a dogs butt puckers open? And trump stump is when there's a small penis with large plumage of pubic hair.

Shania: Yes I've seen Urban Dictionary before Amelia! You're such an Urban Dictator!
by Emordnilap December 14, 2016
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