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Dickwad is a word to describe Kaleb. Now Kaleb is a cool guy. But hes also a dickwad. Now being a dickwad is not a bad thing. Some people like dickwads. A dickwad is a person who is ususally tall strange and metrosexual.
Kaleb is a dickwad. Oh what a dickwad he is.
by anonomous March 20, 2005
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Dickwad

Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.

Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?

Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?

Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.

Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
by Cherie Booth September 6, 2009
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Dickwad

The wad of smegma rolled off your penis into a ball.
Today I ate some of my own dickwad. Yumm!!
by Kevin Ladd January 17, 2008
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dickwad

Robert McColley of ComputekMD. If haters keep taking this definition down I will just keep putting it back up so stop tryin' chumps!
BLEEP! BLEEP! (Nextel radio sound) HEY DICKWAD! WHERE ARE YA?
by Guess Whoooooo? March 1, 2005
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Dickwad

Man he's in a dickwad.
by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006
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dickwad

Wad of dick. Also known as "dickwaaaaaaaaad" when spoken.
Hey dickwaaaaaaaaad(dickwad), where's my blackberry?
by Richard Wadd June 11, 2006
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dickword

dickword is used to describe a silly or 'stupid' sounding word, this is often used as a reaction after someone tells you a new word.
'save the mongooses'
'MONGOOSE! WHAT A DICKWORD!"
by Whey Its Dan July 15, 2006
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