dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker

adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch

by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009

Dickjacked

To be purposely sabotaged or taken advantage of by the powers that be.

Even though the band Trucker played with Weezer and Arcade Fire their local radio station won't play them because they don't wear girl jeans.

It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.

by THE ONLY DICKJACK INVENTOR January 5, 2011

Dicksmack

n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.

n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."

by Matt Pusheck November 30, 2006

dickshake

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.

This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!

by Stephenz A August 24, 2008

Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.

Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.

by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010

Dickhawk

A legendary creature of grandiose repute. The most magnificent and tears-to-your-eyes inducing animal ever to be documented by humankind. Eyewitness accounts describe it as a giant hawk with a penis.

The flight of cock a'feathered

Through the early morning sky
Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by

Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"

by Santiago Artorius July 14, 2014

dicksack

when the scrotum extends midway toward the tip of the penis.

woah holy SHIT did you see the fucking dicksack on Mister November?

by aka February 28, 2003