Madame Dickherts

A fake name intended to sound like "My Damn dick hurts!"

Very funny.

Person 1: What's your name?

Person 2: Madame Dickherts

Person 1: What?

by Hamburger Plant June 1, 2009

poop-dickery

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011

dickterrupted

Dick-terrupted- When a girl is talking to a man and is interrupted in a conversation by another man and then both men ignores her to talk about cars.

Sally was talking to Paul when Rodney came over and dickterrupted to show Paul a cool picture.

by Rsinic July 13, 2019

Dickvertising

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

dick

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

Dickering

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

Dickturd

After having anal sex, when a penis becomes plugged with feces, and subsequently "poops" the feces out either during ejaculation or while urinating. Dickturds look similar to hamster turds, and are usually layered in a fashion similar to the buildup of dough in a straw after pressing the straw in the dough multiple times. Dickturds are commonly associated urinary tract infections.

Chaz had to poop, but he didn't tell Trit. So, after banging Chaz in the ass, Trit trit left a dickturd in Chaz's ass when he came. Trit got a urinary tract infection the next day.

by KanadaJayhawk August 28, 2013

BOBO Dickerson

Noun

A university maintenance employee that refuses to work and who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

That maintenance man is a “BOBO Dickerson” he stands around smoking all day and complains about other people not doing their job.

by Bartleby the Informer June 7, 2011