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Dickmatized

When you hit it so hard, so good, so consistently that you earn your partner's love forever. Like the old "Raw" standup, once you get them to do the special moan... they are in love. But more than that, they are hypnotized, but by your majestic dick....

Dickmatized
She loves me now. She's Dickmatized.

Dude, you got a stripper to say i love you? Yeah chris, she's dickmatized.
by Lascivious January 11, 2024
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Dickmatized

When a man is secretly gay but pretending to be straight. Then see’s a hot guy walk by and get turned on/hypnotized by the dick.
Taylor: Scott is so gay, he’s just not out the closet . The other day he got dickmatized by Aaron.
by Rainbowpenis January 7, 2019
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Dickmatized

When you feel you are in love because of how good a dick feels
I have been dickmatized after having sex with Paddy
by Queenuzi January 26, 2019
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Dickmatized

Taylor Swift is dickmatized by Travis Kelce's large red wood tree.
by pinkrasberrytwee123 October 7, 2025
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Dickmatized

When a woman, (usually later in life and/or after having more sexual experiences/partners), finally enjoys herself sexually and becomes obsessed/emotionally entangled with the specific man she enjoyed herself with the most, unable to separate the physical from emotional. Generally only affects pick-me's, and actually creates more severe pick-me behavior.

When women's sexual freedom is stigmatized, men are able to dickmatize them.

Thanks patriarchy!
"Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He dickmatized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs"

-Wood by Taylor Swift
by thurstie_with_a_k November 9, 2025
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dickmate

Similar to checkmate when you invite a girl home, lock the door and hide the key in your underwear.
- Why do you lock the door, Peter?

- Dickmate. You have no moves until we do the job here.
by kuro ma'duro April 22, 2021
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dickmatize

Basically like dick riding or on people nuts
Boy stfu you dickmatize”
by yunnngin.. February 19, 2021
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