Dickhonk

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.

Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!

by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009

dickhead sam

A Dickhead Sam is a guy who is a total man whore. He is known to be an ass and a trash person who will do anything for nudes

"He was being Dickhead Sam, as per usual"

by That One Wet Fart February 12, 2018

Dickpensating

When a person compensates for having a small dick, they are dickpensating.

“You see Jeff got that massive truck? It’s so loud!”
“Yeah. He’s really dickpensating.”

by MarkLitt January 7, 2021

dickhead dave

1. commonly used nickname for a dickhead called david.

Daa wanksta massif: hey look its dickhead dave.
Sexy bitch: hes got a tiny wang.

by daa wanksta massif May 29, 2008

Dickens Cider Jugs

The finest quality around. Guaranteed to hit the spot. After having your Dickens Cider Jugs to relieve the urge, you wont ever again settle for anything less.

When Larry came home after a long, hard day at work, he told his girlfriend Tiffany that he needed his Dickens Cider Jugs to take his mind off the stress.

by Tony Rigatoni September 5, 2004

Dickenzian Fibbernosh

The practice of eating ice cream from someone's anus

Ice Cream Truck Operator: Would you like vanilla or strawberry ice-cream?
Hot Girl: How about some vanilla, so I can bend over and give you a dickenzian fibbernosh
Worker: I love chocolate vanilla swirl!

by Dr. Horatio Gerondista October 18, 2008

Dickhead

Dickhead is a person that trolls or bullies assholes.

Random person: You sir are an Asshole.

Me: Not so! I'm a Dickhead cause I make Assholes sore. Ask that one over there...

by Box Worm November 24, 2019