Dick Cheney

1) Former Vice President of the United States.

2) When a man is receiving fellatio from two or more women at once, as he is about to cum into one of the girl's mouths, immediately before, he pulls out and "accidentally" shoots it into the face of the other girl. The girl then apologizes and says that she should have gotten out of the way.
Dick Cheney was our Vice President for a time.

I faked out on Jenny last night and Dick Cheney'd all over Dani. She was cool with it; she even apologized and made me breakfast the next morning.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken February 01, 2011
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The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY.

He is truly the root of all evil in America today.
George to Dick: I'm with Satan

Dick to George: I'm with Stupid
by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005
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The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.
Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.
by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009
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To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.
(guy shoots another guy in the face)

Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!

Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.

Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?

Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
by smpoza February 22, 2009
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The future president of the United States who will take office once G dubbs is assassinated.
-A crazed lunatic who will corrupt and destroy the world, and has secretly injected all americans with crabs through syringes and stranded 2 Pac in Antarctica because he knew about Dick Cheney's plan to take over the world.
Danny you better migrate to Antarctica fast, because Dick Cheney is president and you gotta save 2 pac.
by kate is bait December 01, 2004
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made money off the Iraq War
Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War
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Acronym: Devil Incarnate as Cowboy Kidnapping Countries Hiding Enemies which Never Existed over Yonder
The Middle East must protect themselves from another Dick Cheney.
by Who I am October 08, 2007
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