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Vice President of the USA to George W. Bush. Bush's decision to make Cheney his VP was the smartest thing he's ever done; it allows him be a shitty president without having to fear being assassinated. As horrible as Bush's presidency has been, a Cheney presidency would be terrifyingly and unmeasurably worse.
I had the worst dream last night; I dreamed that Bush was assassinated and Dick Cheney became the president of the United States!
by ilovepitabread March 11, 2008
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