Dewey Decimal Piss-On

We see a nerd at the library reading a book, so you go over and piss on them.

LOL THERE GOES A NERD READING CHARLOTTES WEB, LETS GO DEWEY DECIMAL PISS-ON THEM.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

dewey decimal system

like penis but different

Check out my Dewey Decimal System... Its HUGE!!!

by shsjfdjhsfiuashfljkshbvkcljhsd February 11, 2014

Dewey Brown

A shit taken while traveling.

Hey man, can you hit up this rest area? I Dewey Brown a brewin’!

by Gastony Rice January 12, 2022

The Sleepy Dewey

When struggling to fall asleep, one will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, they smell their finger utilizing the pheromones to fall asleep...

" I have been struggling to sleep at night, I think I am going to have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight.

by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023

Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.

The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .

by QuacksO February 24, 2017

Dewey

A DUI.

Carolina got a Dewey for driving too slow after one too many margaritas.

by NegativeReferral December 11, 2023

Dewey Looie

When one guy pisses up one nostril, and another guy pisses up the other nostril - at the same time - and the piss comes out the mouth.

Rhonda had a golden grin last night when Lance and Julian gave her a Dewey Looie.

by Lance713 August 3, 2024