Darien Dewey

SUPER MASSIVE PENIS, HAS THE BEST BODY, IS SO SEXY, AND EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO HIM, AND IS SLIGHTLY in to men. BUT THE WOMEN GET IT TOO. LIVVY DUNNE GOT A HIT AT THAT ONCE.
by Livvy Dun Dun January 08, 2024
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Dewey

A person who will constantly tell you to get serious, and one who uses 'serious' in everyday language.
The Dewey of the class said to his immature classmates: "Seriously guys, seriously."
by siaranlover June 17, 2018
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Dewey

A DUI.
Carolina got a Dewey for driving too slow after one too many margaritas.
by NegativeReferral December 12, 2023
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Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)
Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 19, 2015
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Dewey Brown

Hey man, can you hit up this rest area? I Dewey Brown a brewin’!
by Gastony Rice January 13, 2022
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Dewey Dragon

A terrifying, fire-breathing serpent (female) that flies around the Dewey Beach, Delaware bar scene with two goals in mind: obtain free alcoholic beverages and catch the innocent male's pipe, left and right. You must always have your guard up for these cum-guzzling creatures, as they will attempt to lure you into their dragon lair for only their benefit, leaving you with a loss of money and blue balls.
Watch out boys!! We have a blacked-out Dewey Dragon flocking around North Beach looking for free shots and a dick to fill her up. Grab your shield and sword gentlemen, it's time to go to battle!
by Woody is captain November 16, 2018
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