A terrifying, fire-breathing serpent (female) that flies around the Dewey Beach, Delaware bar scene with two goals in mind: obtain free alcoholic beverages and catch the innocent male's pipe, left and right. You must always have your guard up for these cum-guzzling creatures, as they will attempt to lure you into their dragon lair for only their benefit, leaving you with a loss of money and blue balls.
Watch out boys!! We have a blacked-out Dewey Dragon flocking around North Beach looking for free shots and a dick to fill her up. Grab your shield and sword gentlemen, it's time to go to battle!
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