Secret Detective

When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?"

Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!

by Zaroosh Innoutian January 7, 2006

Obesity Detective

People who study how people got fat. They then analyze other details like if they will continue to get fat, or if they will lose it, or were most of their fat goes.

Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"

Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."

by Obesity Detective March 3, 2008

detective scrotes

when your balls are on a mission

"detective scrotes" is here to analyze the hatchet wound

by irnko June 18, 2008

detective nene

Mwah<3 detective nene is such a pretty and beautiful person! And he’s so cool I’m glad we’re friends<3 and I hope she realizes how cool xe is #livelaughlove

“Woah look at him isnt he cool?”

“Yeah, that’s my friend detective nene and she’s chill”

“Whats her pronouns?”

“He uses any!!”

IDK IF THIS WAS GOOD OR NOT..

by Buggettey October 10, 2021

Detective Noname

Detective Noname is a detective who, while remains anonymous, solves cases with action-packed style and incredible grit.

Woah, they should make a movie and a book, in either order, of the brilliant Detective Noname

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 1, 2020

detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.

I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool

by rentboi May 25, 2005

flashlight detective

A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.

I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.

by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018