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Derk Magurk

A name given to someone who:

Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.

Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand

And/or a simple combination of the two
"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?

"Just call me Derk Magurk".

"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".

"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009
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Derk

Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.
Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!
by TracySwoosh123 June 24, 2016
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Derk

A fist bump with your thumb up.
Blake - “Derk it up bruh!”
Cody - “Derk it up!”
by codykomo November 28, 2018
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derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide
Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
by astro648 July 5, 2024
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Derk

This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."
The way he touched me made me think he's a derk
by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022
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Derk

A dickhead and jerk combined.
That guy is such a derk.
by AeriesZu August 27, 2025
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Derk

Cross between a jerk and a dick. Can be masculine or feminine
The guys at the local weed store were derks as they didn’t give me the 30% online preorder discount
by Stone Pony January 2, 2022
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