person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
by Pepperiscute June 6, 2021
The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.
Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.
by jimNotjames July 20, 2021
by LADITIONER FOREVER 123 June 12, 2018
by Stone Pony January 3, 2022
Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!
by TracySwoosh123 April 4, 2016