Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.

“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”

by Derk maxer February 29, 2024

derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024

Herk Ma Derk

Herk Ma Derk is code word for jerking off. Teachers won't understand what your saying and is perfect for the in class handy.

Hey could you Herk Ma Derk quick while the teacher isn't looking?

by Fapper2000 May 13, 2014

The Triple Derk

The process in which one takes two hoses from a hookah and takes three long hits back-to-back-to-back resulting in a buzz that exceeds all understanding. The less time in between hits the better and the final Derk should be held for as long as possible to prolong the communion with Mohammed.

You wanna hit The Triple Derk? Im feelin pretty derka-ish tonight.

by Derka-stan June 14, 2009

herky derk

to receive intimate, passionate, and/or erotic favors from one's sneaky link all while doing cartwheels like Fergie during the National Anthem.

I wish Bree from Lab Rats would herky derk me.

by abby (abster) November 23, 2022

Dirty Derk

Dirty Derk is a playful nickname given to an exceptionally charismatic individual who possesses a keen enthusiasm for board games, a deep appreciation for the musical stylings of Gwar, and happens to exude an undeniable handsomeness. This term is often used affectionately to describe someone who effortlessly combines their love for strategic tabletop gaming, an affinity for headbanging to Gwar's intense performances, and an overall captivating physical presence. Dirty Derk serves as a reminder that being intellectually engaging, having diverse musical tastes, and possessing charm can coexist harmoniously, making for an incredibly dynamic and appealing individual.

If you haven't met Dirty Derk, you're missing out. He's one of the best people everrr!

by mmmmpaintchips June 23, 2023

Dirty Derk

Dirty Derk is when the winner of a board game removes all clothing and slaps his dick across the faces of all the players he
defeated until erect. Once erect, the board game champion will proceed to masturbate until climax, aiming his ejaculate at the worst player of the game.

How does he always win?? Guess were about to get Dirty Derked again!

by mmmmpaintchips June 25, 2023