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Crown Princess Mary of Denmark

Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
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Denmark is a funny place.
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Going to Denmark

Going to denmark is an actual saying made popular for the relative ease of the process that is getting a sex change while in denmark. Of all places in the world Denmark offers the best doctors at the best price with the easiest acceptance rate of sex changes. For this reason when someone is going to get a sex change they would most probably go to denmark.
Oh you did here jimmy became jamie, he "went to denmark: last year.

or if you dont like someone you could say, "hey you go to denmark" you puffta!

the action of the sex change is refered to as "going to denmark"
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Dennard

Ancient warrior clan composed of individuals and their progeny with the characteristic qualities that we normally associate with heroes and heroines.
Wow! That was a Dennard plan if ever I saw one.
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Denmark

Um
Denmark Um?
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Dezarhaey

Born with beauty, Heart breaker, Honest, sexy, Beautiful voice, loves to party, outgoing, good friend, happy, go getter, thoughtful.
1. That girl is beautiful like Dezarhaey.
2.That's a Dezarhaey right there.
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Dentare

Slang for a totally stupid person. The worst person you can ever meet. Never use this on your friends, and never joke about it. Calling someone dentare can completely kill their reputation, so only use it on people you really hate,
Person 1: Omg, is John picking his nose?
Person 2: Ewww, yes!
Person 1: He is sooo dentare!
by ItzTheQueen April 24, 2014
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