when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---
larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
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Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!
Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
by Buttsacola July 30, 2010
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"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."
"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
by Skat Daddy December 7, 2009
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