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humpty-dumpty

when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---

larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
by deeka-deeka-beetcha January 2, 2010
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humpty dumpty

A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.
Want to have humpty dumpty later?
by chapter34 May 11, 2011
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humpty dumpty

This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.
Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
by Buttsacola July 30, 2010
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Humpty Dumpty

When you are intoxicated to the point that while taking a dump, you actually lose balance and fall off onto the floor.
"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."

"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
by Skat Daddy December 7, 2009
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Dempsy

Dempsy's are usually overweight, wear glasses, and have brown hair. They are also very funny and fun to be around. Although they are immature, sometimes very annoying, and constantly need reassurance from their friends, their great friends and very trustworthy. They play video games 24/7 on their PC and are particularly good at Tryndamere in League of Legends. They have an unusual and unexplainable obsession with lists. They ALWAYS, NO MATTER WHAT partake in No Nut November AND Destroy Dick December, actually basically every month except November is Destroy Dick December. They typically use X-Videos or PornHub for these months however they occasionally use XNXX.
Omg is that a Dempsy he must be sooooo funny.
by Cake CEO December 16, 2019
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Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 9, 2014
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Dumpty

Time to dumpty, Humpty!
by algeciras October 24, 2008
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