deKock (de KOK') n. 1. One who is at the extreme of social naivety. 2. A person who believes that he or she is an expert on any and every subject, often feeling the need to interject himself or herself into another group of persons' conversation(s) when he or she is clearly not invited and/or welcome. 3. A person who believes that he or she knows enough about any subject and that everyone else should, in turn, value his or her opinion and/or suggestion in relation to said subject. 4. A person who interjects himself or herself into a conversation he or she was not originally a part of, generally using a verbal phrase or statement that is either controversial, seemingly random and/or unrelated, or lacking in any sort of logical foundation to which all other persons in the conversation are unable to understand why and whence this statement was verbalized in the first place, often creating at the least a very awkward silence for all other parties, ergo signaling the end of the conversation itself.
(...conversation between John and Sally...Billy walks up in middle of conversation and stares, listening intently, making both Sally and John uncomfortable)
John (to Sally): ...so I was wondering if it's possible to do a thermal analysis on the heat shield.
Sally (to John): Yes, we could run the results of the testing through our new computer program the software engineers created for us...
Billy (interjecting): Why don't we re-do the tests only this time paint the heat shield in a coat of non-electrically conductive silicone material with special enzymes that over time will create a solid biological protective barrier against heat, then run the heat shield over with a plasma torch and blast it with a radioactive stream of protons??
(...awkward silence...blank stares...Billy leaves)
John (to Sally): Man, that guy always has to be such a deKock!
John (to Sally): ...so I was wondering if it's possible to do a thermal analysis on the heat shield.
Sally (to John): Yes, we could run the results of the testing through our new computer program the software engineers created for us...
Billy (interjecting): Why don't we re-do the tests only this time paint the heat shield in a coat of non-electrically conductive silicone material with special enzymes that over time will create a solid biological protective barrier against heat, then run the heat shield over with a plasma torch and blast it with a radioactive stream of protons??
(...awkward silence...blank stares...Billy leaves)
John (to Sally): Man, that guy always has to be such a deKock!
by X!. December 14, 2008
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John: Sally, I need you to bust out the TPS reports by 4:20 so we can leave on time today.
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!
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Dblock is a term in the game halo. By typing DBLOCK in capital letters after a kill is made you increase the speed of your creater. This idea originally was created to help less skilled players and to give them a slight advantage. The speed is directly proportional to your kills. Therefore you cannot increase your speed if you are in the lead with the most kills. You speed will be greatly increase if you are coming last but as you progress the speed will decrease. This idea was brought by the (T$) clan to microsoft in 2000 and they decided it would be a fair advantage for the "noobs" (aka less skilled players). Many people are extremely skeptical towards this theory but by typing it only three times your speed is doubled. Your reloading time also increases as does your shield. (T$) clan and microsoft have also worked quite alot with the new halo and will post any new feature suck as the above.
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I thought Milton was hott until he turned around and I was faced with his 6 inch decockus. It was braided!!!!
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Debockalypse Ex. 1: Sudden worldwide economic collapse.
Ex. 2: 100,000 large asteroids discovered blazing toward earth at 11087397131171mph, 24 hours until we're all screwed, what to do.
Ex. 3: Small, lone noob in prison bathroom stall, 20 huge dudes lined up ready to run train, how to escape without colossal anal devastation.
Ex. 2: 100,000 large asteroids discovered blazing toward earth at 11087397131171mph, 24 hours until we're all screwed, what to do.
Ex. 3: Small, lone noob in prison bathroom stall, 20 huge dudes lined up ready to run train, how to escape without colossal anal devastation.
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