dean

Noun: a dean; the male genitalia, namely the dong.
Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.
Adjective: dean; dean-like.

Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer

Get your dean out of my face!
If you do that again i'll dean you.
You're so dean.

by wigwam inn December 11, 2007

Dean

Being raped or sexually assaulted by an attractive or "hot" guy. In retrospect you may not want to be deaned but you will like it.

- Hey gabby what did you do last night?
- I was with rons... he deaned me
- He did?! do you want to press charges
- Nah, I kind of liked it

by Paige Henderson January 23, 2011

Dean

Another name for a Jonah.

You're a Bleedin' Dean

by Jimjimo July 13, 2017

Dean

The guy that drops the soap in jail

Dean really just can’t hold onto the soap man

by Ellebelle420 November 5, 2019

Dean

A person who is way cooler than a "syd"
In most cases a Dean is always right. All Dean's are born doing a project on jello

That is a dean they are perfect in every way

by Djedjwjkdhdjdkdj September 7, 2011

Dean

A man who is indecisive at the best of times.
or
One who has trouble organising his own life, or sticking to a social decision because he may be judged silently by others about it.

"Get your act together, quit being a Dean"
"Are you coming or not? Don't be a Dean about"

by PsychoPsy July 10, 2007

Dean

Verb - to assist in a prank, to validate a prankster's words

R - Hey, I've convinced this woman on the phone she owes five hundred dollars for repairs on the fence she fell into. She wants to talk to the manager.
D - I'll dean her for you and then allude to other ways she can pay the fine.
R - Nice.

by Chili-Dawg November 18, 2010